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Money Plane: "The Room" Of Bad "Die Hard" Knockoffs!

 WWE Wrestler Edge(real name: Adam Copeland) is hired by gangster Kelsey Grammer to steal a painting. This heist is botched, so now Edge must infiltrate a Money Plane!

(Time stamps are approximate)

00:05:05: "Darius Emmanuel Grouch The Third, better known as The Rumble." Kelsey Grammer introduces himself to Edge.

00:07:35: The Rumble informs Edge that The Money Plane is filled with some of the "baddest motherfuckers on the planet" and that you can bet on anything on the Money Plane, including a "dude fucking an alligator. He threatens Edge's family to show he means business.

00:10:00: Opening credits. Two of Joey Lawrence's brothers are in this! Also Joey Lawrence.

00:11:35: The Money Plane has billions of dollars in cryptocurrency on a secure server that must be hacked into. Edge and his three person crew must pull this off and parachute off the Money Plane.

00:14:35: Edge has a wife and daughter and lives in a house like a regular non criminal.

00:16:35: Edge has a flashback to Kelsey Grammer(sorry, The Rumble) telling him the same stuff we just learned ten minutes ago.

00:17:58: Thomas Jane is...a buddy of Edge? He chides Edge for losing at gambling and getting involved with robbing a Money Plane. Thomas Jane is smoking an old timey looking pipe. 

00:21:35: Edge has his hair fixed up into a ridiculous looking top knot bun.

00:23: 17: Joey Lawrence, "the concierge" of the Money Plane. 

00:28:00: A bad guy on  the Money Plane is impressed by Edge's secret bad guy identity: "the leader of the largest human trafficking ring on three continents."

00:30:25: Cowboy with a fake fu manchu moustache!

00:31:15: Edge tells his black sidekick they have to get access to the cockpit, but for some reason they delay this to play Texas Hold 'Em poker.

00:36:31: The black sidekick plays Russian Roulette with the fake moustache cowboy. Cowboy goes first and immediately dies, spraying bystanders with his brain matter.

00:38:55: The lady sidekick(who is disguised as a flight attendant) helps Edge gain access to the cockpit. Edge doesn't anticipate a co-pilot being there as well, and a fight ensues.

00:43:15: Edge is now flying the Money Plane.

00:47:00: The Rumble wants a live camera of Edge flying the Money Plane for some reason.

00:49:17: "When I was young I chopped off arms for free," says a lady to the black guy sidekick.

00:53:22: Lady sidekick rips a guy's ears off.

00:55:25: "Why would The Rumble have you steal a painting he already owns!" Thomas Jane calls to tell Edge this whole thing is a setup.

00:57:25: "Don't you piss youself!" The Rumble says to a guy he is torturing to death.

01:01:00: The cryptocurrency is being downloaded to the white guy sidekick's laptop. He is not on the Money Plane. The rumble's henchman show up and interrupt the transmission for some reason.

01:06:01: Thomas Jane begins killing these henchman with a remote controlled gun drone.

"I AM BRINGING DOWN THIS MONEY PLANE!" yells The Rumble.

01;13:14: Edge tells The Rumble he is donating the cryptocurrency to charities. The gamblers on the Money Plane immediately start betting on when The Rumble will get whacked by people he owes money to(?)

01:17:35: Some unknown people pull up in a van and The Rumble apparently dies in a shootout.

01:19:00: Thomas Jane has somehow gotten his hands on the painting they were supposed to steal and everybody will get rich. The End.